Wednesday, June 18, 2014

Mental Health Day Musings

Wednesday had monumental gaps in the work schedule.  Get on the horn and drum up other jobs!  Not so fast, not today.  What are those mental health days salaried folks talk about?  Remaining work was pushed into 3rd shift hours, I grabbed the dog and went hiking at Lake Martin.


The Cherokee trails (www.cherokeeridgealpinetrail.org) meander around the bays.  A jewel of a place.  Hike a bit, swim a bit. Repeat.





Not another soul around, even the few boaters were off at a distance.  Sanctuary.
I was gunning to do the 7 mile course, but by noon, the temperature was getting too hot for Cole. The high was 95'F with 70% humidity.  Even though most of the trails are shaded, we were fading.  As a dog's only manner to dissipate heat is to transpire through his pads and by panting, he's at a disadvantage.  When the air temperature comes close to his core temperature (101'F), he can quickly overheat by panting in hot air. 

On the way home, I stopped at Millstone Nursery in Walnut Hill, a Japanese maple emporium.  After an hour, Cole gave me that look of "Can we go now?". 

 
It's a good thing I didn't have my flatbed trailer and someone else's checkbook...
 
 
Face plant.  Air conditioning is his friend.
 

Dork.
 
 Events of the past week can be qualified across the entire spectrum:  from fabulous to downright disenchanting.
 
Epic Failure:
 
 
A dozen homegrown cabbages prepared and fermented for 6 weeks into an inedible mess of mold.  Yet another attempt to make sauerkraut gone sour (really!).  40 pounds of lost kraut, retail value:  $120. 
 
 
The $5 store variety only depressed me further. 
Jamie 1 - 4 , I shall make good sauerkraut again, if it's the last thing I ever do!
 
Sad times on Sunday:
 
 
The bluebird pair nesting in the farmhouse lost all their babies.  I was working outside when the birds began to use this distressing call I'd never heard before.  They flittered at the entrance of the nest, but refused to go in.  That's when I saw the snake.  By the time I got the ladder from the barn, it was too late.  He was making his escape and I couldn't reach him.  I don't know what exactly I was planning on doing anyway, Heimlich Maneuver?  For two more hours, the broken hearted pair called and flittered around the nest.  The nest has since been abandoned, for two years they'd returned... friggin' snake, I hope he choked on the beaks.
 
Another baby rat snake was found in the yard and relocated.
 
 
He's lucky I found him before the bluebird incident, otherwise his fate may have been different.
 
Tommy played King of the Castle on a day that I was in a rush.
 
 
 "None shall pass".  Cute, kid.
 
One variety of lotus finally bloomed.  A high point to the week.
 
 
Biggie sized.
 
 
No Photoshop here, iridescent pink messes with your eyes!
 
Beneath, Wilbur has been fattening up on the catalpa worms that cover the nearly defoliated tree in my yard.
 
 
Hors d'oeuvres served daily to my frog.  What's he waiting for?  When will he turn into my prince?
 
A little late, but Cole now has health insurance.  Previous inquiries into pet coverage results:  too expensive, too complicated, not accepted everywhere.  My latest Journal of Veterinary Medicine had an article on insurance.  Trupanion provides one comprehensive plan for dogs, has its own underwriting company and pays 90% of all illnesses and accidents (they haven't met Cole yet).  My regular vet and the vet school's billing department both endorsed Trupanion, so it is so.  Cole has better coverage than me.
 
When Cole isn't busy helping Liz teach a class or guarding her office, he can be found in the Physiotherapy Lab strutting his stuff. 
 
 
The man in motion:
 
 
When life gets overwhelming, seek out inspiration, no matter how tiny of a strand it may be, grab it!
 
 
Liz and Cole sending me off on my day with a lightness to my step.
 
But, not light enough.  My personal trainer, Ike, attacked me on Wednesday morning with his fat calipers, scales and this high tech gizmo that measures your % body fat by shooting an electrical impulse through your body. 
 
 
My goal of getting my marathon body back, like elite runner, Shalane Flanagan, are further away now than when Ike and I began to work together.
 
 
I lost my groove.  Running isn't fun without the Kid.  He's on the brink of being ready to run again and I'll be the one slowing us down.  Time to pull my head out of the dark place it's been stuck.  Back to business, if only to cheer up Ike.  He was more disappointed in my results than me!  Pitiful. 
I saw some silver linings.  Here's the rundown:  body fat % down slightly, circumference of biceps, calves, legs and shoulders all increased by an inch, but I put on 5 pounds.  Oops.  Look at the bright side, Ike... you're doing your job, I've gained +5 pounds of muscle.  It's under a layer of insulation, but cheer up, it's there! 
 
 
So, maybe this should be our new training goal (less Liz Carmouche's tattoos and boxing gloves).
 
If I start doing my part and watch my calorie intake, Ike and I might be onto something.  I will be a force to be reckoned with at trail races.
 
 
I'll be able to clothesline anyone who dares to try passing me.  Grabbing those strands of optimism and holding them tight.
 
Losing weight might get a little easier this Summer if more crops fail.
 
 
Miniscule harvest of itty bitty Brussels sprouts.  Ten times more energy expended cultivating, harvesting and cooking than their caloric value.
 
Hopefully, the olive tree will produce olives this year.
 
 
Infant olives the size of pin heads right now.
 
No matter how dejecting circumstances can be, I tell myself that at least I'm not the one who was confronted by a wild creature in Auburn's neighborhood park, Town Creek Park.  Imagine the change in undergarments you would need if you were my client whose dog irked this creature?
 
 
This little kitty is some sort of cross between a serval and a domestic cat.  That's what the owner told the police anyway... the police who showed up with hunting rifles.  The feline had been missing for a couple days.  The owner managed to intercept at the 11th hour.
 
'When we keep wild animals as pets, we turn them into something for which nature has no place.'  National G, April 2014


Thursday, June 12, 2014

A Thing of Beauty

FINALLY!

My new baby is home!


Presenting my new 20 ft. flatbed trailer, with ramps, with stake pockets, tandem axle brakes, all the bells and whistles.  So beautiful.
For months, I'd harassed friends to sell me a used flatbed trailer; shopped online; driven around trying to price new ones and offered my own landscape trailer for sale.  Nothing was bearing fruit. 
I started back where I'd begun my search:  Wilhite Trailers, in Opelika, AL.  I've been dealing with Freddie for almost 20 years.  Earlier, he didn't have any 20 footers in stock.  The stork delivered mine last week and I stopped in this week.  Serendipity. 
I picked it up in between jobs on Thursday.  Proudly drove it around town, snaked into  a subdivision and parked in front of a client's house before remembering she lived on a cul de sac.  Can't exit gracefully when you have to back up to the next street to turn around, the reverse beepers blaring the whole time. 


The trailer currently sits empty because Freddy doesn't believe in leaving keys in his equipment.  During the time it took the Wilhites to swap out the trailers, I'd run all over the yard, crawled over all the machinery and left my nose print on all the antique vehicles.


All goals were once mere dreams... I'm getting warmer.

Freddy was informed that once at the farm, I was going to play with my new trailer.  He gave me the look of "you are a twit, but we appreciate your business".

Foiled playtime:  the car wouldn't load, frontward nor backward.  Redneck ingenuity will be required.  The Master Plan was to strap the car down, put Cole in the driver's seat, drive down the lane and video Cole driving with a moving background via a camera anchored on the trailer.  Oh how I pass my leisure time.


Cole liked the view.
So much so that we sat on the trailer and enjoyed the birds, the lumbering livestock, the flowers in the yard until dusk.  The dog sat in my lap the entire time.


My evening opera show.

My horror show.

An old scratch...half inch blemish, horror, horror, horror.  Emergency plastic surgery on the schedule for this weekend.

I'll be ready to haul a mess of round bales this Fall and whatever else might tickle my fancy!

Success

For a few months, off and on, I've been crawling around under the house, raising up one pier at a time. The back half of the house had developed a slight sag.

My horror.


My eggs would skid to the back of the pan.

The after.


I shall miss hanging out with my little friends under the house.


 
Even small victories ought to be savored, preferably served over homemade bread with fig preserves...

Tuesday, June 10, 2014

Master of Disaster

 
Monday morning, Cole was dropped off for his day at Physiotherapy Camp.  The therapist was informed that he'd been lame in his front leg on Sunday.

This is what I picked on Monday afternoon:


"Aaah, tabarnac!"   My favorite Quebecois where Cole is concerned.

Apparently, the twit managed to do some tendon damage during our 1.5 mile walk on Sunday.

He's truly gifted.  The leg is splinted, so he's joined Jinx in his nest.


I hate to break it to him, but we ARE going on vacation in October, regardless of whatever stunt he tries to pull.


If he can't run trails, we'll explore all those Rails to Trails paved bike paths. 

Sunday, June 8, 2014

Vampire-Proofing the House

On Saturday, my garden yielded over 200 bulbs of garlic, that's more than 2000 cloves.


The bounty.


The guest bedroom has been pulling double duty as the curing room.  The onions and potatoes spent two weeks there developing slightly tougher skins to allow for longer storage life.  It's the garlic's turn now.


Required equipment for entering the room.  Pungent is an understatement.
In a month's time, I'll process most of the garlic into chopped pieces packed in oil and stored in the freezer.  My last crop was obviously too small, as I ran out of garlic back in December.  No shortage this year.
All the cloves I planted were ordered from Seed Savers in Iowa... the folks dedicated to preserving heirloom and endangered varieties.  This year, I tried four new varieties:  Inchelium Red, Music, Broadleaf Czech and Georgian Crystal.  Two varieties hail from the Gatersleben Seed Bank.  Helping sustain biodiversity is so rewarding when a plant is delicious!

The garden is now ready for sweet potato planting. It wasn't necessary to till in more manure, but I couldn't resist working with my old tiller. Reunited...


My precious! It's at least 40 years old, but the original owner put a new motor on it at some point.  I inherited it from him, then sold it to a friend 5 years ago.  He gave it back to me on Saturday.  I had refurbished and painted it when I had it.  Not a scratch on it, stored out of the elements and fired up on the spot.  Bonus:  time to reconnect with a friend I hadn't seen in too long. 
Can a day get any better?  Of course it can, if you reunite Romey and Bella.  The neighbor's granddaughter and my Clydesdale have struck up quite a friendship.  I saddled Bella up for Romey and we went for a long stroll around the pasture.  As if her smile wasn't thanks enough, I acquired fine art.


I think they complement each other. 

Like a certain pet frog and his lotus habitat.


Wilbur is the frog that who dwells in my small water garden.  I worry that a predator will snag him when he sits out in the open.
No worries now that the lotus is out of dormancy.


It would take a crow with X-ray vision to see him under these.  The solar night light sits under a canopy by the lip of the pool.  At night, he sits by it and vacuums up all the bugs. I have created a Welfare frog.
He's in good company:  my oxen, horses, dogs...

Saturday, June 7, 2014

Start Packing

For a two week, cross country trip to cost less than $800, be jam packed with adventures,while ensuring Ole King Cole is safe and well equipped...much planning is required. 6 months on average. 
My Northeastern trip had been plotted since February, but will need some tweaking now that I'm skipping out on New England in order to spend more time in Canada. With 4 more months until departure, I think I can manage. I dunno, might be close.


We're ready to hit the road.
Next on the agenda:  our Winter ski trip to the Northwest.  Cole and I tinkered with skiing and snowshoeing during a trip to Vermont a few years ago.


The seed was planted.  We would skijor again.  This time with proper equipment.


Cole's knee surgeries shelved my plans to take him to Minnesota in January for skijoring competitions.  Taking a Southern, short haired dog, with no Winter fur to a Northern state means having all manner of clothing to protect him.
Got the snowsuit.


-20'F in Vermont in 2011, laugh all you want, but none of his bits fell off.
Introducing my mentors at Howling Dog Alaska. Friday, the mother lode of gear arrived.


My, my, someone is not looking amused. 


Ear warmer and new spare harness.


Onesie prevents harness chaffing (He'd been rubbed bald in Vermont).  No opening beneath for proper undercarriage protection.


Leggings warm and protect from abrasive, icy snow... had trouble with that in VT too.


From this:


Atrophied right rear leg after surgery.

To this, after +1 month of 3 days a week with the physiotherapist:


Oh yeah, that's the finest derriere anywhere!
He's a rock star alright, and I'm his biggest fan.  Oh so sad on so many levels, but true.