Someone's way behind in child support payments. Paternity tests were ordered. The DNA results are back.
"Who's your Daddy?" Thanks to the Canine Wisdom DNA Panel (most reliable test kit out there FYI) -- now we know! Pete is a straight forward three way mix.
50% Staffordshire Terrier (base breed of pit bulls, American Kennel Club doesn't recognize American Pit Bulls, too much variety in breedings).
Example of Staffie Terrier. We have found our dead beat dad! Or is it the 25% Australian Cattle Dog?
Pete does love to chase the horses... Or is it the 25% Coonhound?
When Pete is chasing coyotes through the woods, he bays like a hound.
"Well, Pete, who do we slap with a lawsuit first?" With Garrett, the plot thickens.
Appears promiscuity dominates his lineage. "Mom, I told you I was a lover, not a fighter." 25% Lab.
He has webbed toes and a predilection for weight gain--- I believe it. 12.5% Staffordshire Terrier.
50% Terrier markers detected, Jack Russell Terrier was noted as the most likely.
When you see Garrett run, you'll see the Jack Russell in him. It is a total terrier sideways pedaling!
My Heinz 57!
All the mentioned breeds can be seen running errant in these parts. Hard to issue warrants on so many suspects at once. Suffice it know that Pete and Garrett are related through common lineage. True brothers.
In the end, it doesn't matter who the daddy is anymore...
